Monday, September 27, 2010

The Definition of Irony- Segway owner dies riding own invention off cliff




Segway company owner rides one off cliff to his death



Reporting from London —
A British businessman who last year bought the company that makes the Segway scooter fell to his death off a cliff in northern England, apparently while riding one of the vehicles on his estate.


West Yorkshire police said in a statement that the body of Jimi Heselden, 62, had been pulled Monday from the River Wharfe near the town of Boston Spa after a call from a passerby.


Local media reports said he was believed to have lost control of his scooter Sunday on a wooded path that runs close to a 30-foot drop to the river.


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Heselden bought the New Hampshire-based Segway company in December. The former coal miner made his fortune after losing his job in the widespread mine closures of the mid-1980s. Using his expertise in coal-mining blast methods, he formed a company, Hesco Bastionhttp://www.hesco.com/, which manufactures protective barriers.


The barriers, known as "sand baskets," consist of wire frames with liners that are filled with dirt, sand or rocks. They are considered better than sandbags in protecting against explosions and have been widely adopted by militaries all over the world, including the U.S. military, since the 1991 Persian Gulf War.


Heselden, said to be worth $265 million, became well known in Yorkshire as a philanthropist who donated to local charities and more recently to a fund to help rehabilitate injured soldiers. Tributes from local and national figures praised him as a generous local hero who never forgot his roots.


British law restricts the use of Segway scooters to private land. The device, invented by Dean Kamen, can travel at a top speed of about 12 mph. In July, a rider was prosecuted for riding one on a sidewalk.


However, the Daily Telegraph reported that Segway sales, which had reached only half the target of 40,000 vehicles last year, had shown a 12% increase for the first six months of this year.


 To quote one Alanis Morisette, "And isn't it ironic...don't you think....its like DRIVING  A FUCKIN SEGWAY OFF A CLIFF YOU FUCKIN MORON!".  While I am tempted to rip this guy at least he died doing what he loved...and don't tell me for one second that you didn't wanna try cruisin around town with your buddies at least once.  That would be a lie. 

P.S. Does anyone else remember when this invention was so top secret and was supposed to change the way the world works?  Way to get my hopes up asshole.  I guess I'll just have to believe in Obama for change.

John Legend and The Roots performing Arcade Fire "Wake Up"

Quest- "Inner Sense"

Quest goes in over Miike Snow's "Black and Blue".  Good shit right here.  Click Here to Download for Free

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Hoodie Allen- Pep Rally (Mixtape)

Hoodie Allen's much anticipated mixtape finally drops and it doesn't disappoint.  It feels like the white rapper phenomena is really picking up.  Artists such as OnCue, Mac Miller, Napalm, PJ Simas, Chris Webby and Hoodie are absolutely tearing up the scene right now. Click Here to Download for Free


Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Admiral Ackbar for Mascot!!!




As funny as this is and as much as I am rooting for this to become the real mascot, this just further confirms that people from Mississippi are about as smart as my right nut.  I mean you wanna talk about how football is religion and its the only thing that matters blah blah blah, then don't fuckin have a Star Wars character be the face of your school. You wanna be taken seriously in the SEC, then get a mascot that has no problem driving 8 hours to LSU to put some colon blow in the gatorade jugs on the sideline, then come back to me. Fuckin confederates